So, I had my first (and hopefully last, at least for a few years) colonoscopy. My fiancé had one a few months ago, so we learned some things along the way. Here are some tips to help save your behind (because it will hurt like never before) in case you ever need to go in. First, a disclaimer: *This is not meant to diagnose, treat, etc. any medical condition, nor is it meant to be medical advice. Please consult your physician if you have any questions/concerns, and always follow the instructions in place by your physician (see more at the end of this post). This was my own experience, and the tips are what helped me get through the night. Just because I experienced things doesn’t necessarily mean you will. That being said, it’s all about being prepared in advance: